How to Talk To a Lady

These are actual answers on my OKCupid dating profile intertwined with text messages from my two ex-wives. Frustrated at the feminine cynicism within the women before and behind, I started to get real. Then I started to finally get laid. An ongoing and very true story.

News Update: Exes not Texting

Posted 3 months ago
Gonna have to reinvent the texts-with-exes portion of the site. Their texts are NOT funny anymore, not funny at all.

Worry not, I live like today is my last day on earth… and I am on fire… and PCP.

New ideas come all the time, as do the new ladies.

IN OTHER NEWS

Career Stat Update: 100% of the people that have married me have gone insane.

more on career stats coming soon…